Bill, CrossFit Legend.
While foraging for nuts and berries in the jungles of Jamaica, Big Mike and I stumbled upon a true Paleo specimen: Bill. The man eats from the fruits of Mother Nature: fresh fish, coconut oil, root vegetables, coconut water, and all the ganja you can pack in the back of a small truck... He boasts a Fran time of 1:45, Squats an impressive 550 lbs, and is known to sleep while in a handstand hold.
Rumor has it Big Mike and I will be going into business with him sometime in the near future, importing fresh young coconuts for the freshest coconut water in the land. Stay tuned for details.